Heaven and Hell

October 25, 2009Santosh No Comments »

I stumbled upon this mallu joke  which I thought of sharing with you all. Hope you like it.

Background: The word ‘mallu’ is affactionately used to address people from southern Indian state of Kerala (the language they speak is called Malayalam, hence the word mallu).

Pre-requisite:
To follow this joke, you must be an Indian citizen or must have deep Indian roots, or you must be an ABCD (if you don’t know what ABCD means, you are wasting your time reading this page) or you must hold 3 year diploma in Indian culture.

Disclaimer: No intentions to hurt/offend anybody.. :)

Here we go:

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said ‘I have to talk to you.  We have some Mallus up here in Heaven & they are causing problems. They’re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Lungis and Kerala saris instead of their white robes, they are riding  Mercedes and BMW’s instead of the chariots, and they’re selling  their halos to people for discount prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway  eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of them Are even walking around with just one wing!’  The Lord said, ‘Mallus are Mallus. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.’

Gabriel called Satan to talk about it. Satan said  ‘Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.’  Satan returned to the phone, ‘OK I’m back.  What can I do for you?’ Gabriel replied, ‘I just wanted to know what kind of problems you’re having down there.’ Satan says, ‘Hold on again. I need to check on something.’ After about 5 minutes Satanreturns to the phone and said, ‘Man I don’t believe this…….Hold on.’  This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, “I am sorry Gabriel, I can’t talk right now. These Mallus down here  have put out the fire in hell and are trying to install air conditioning !!”

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